Valentine's For the Sappiness Impaired

I am a horrible, horrible blogger, for I have not posted as much as I usually do.

I beg of you, those few who care, to forgive me, as I’ve been in a massive job hunt. I have typed my fingers to the nub, worn the nail polish off the tips of my nails, and entered my name, birthday, and address so many times that I see the letters floating hazily just out of  peripheral when I look away from the screen.

But it’s all good. Because I may have landed a job today.

So, to move on to more interesting matters, because seriously…who DOESN’T know someone who is desperately seeking a job right now?

So, Valentine’s Day is coming up, so I’m sure I’ll start seeing anti-valentines posts any day now. I like valentines day, and not just because I haz a person.

I’ve had valentine’s days without a person, and I liked it then too. I even liked it that time my ex-person bought me socks…even though at the time I never wore socks and certainly wouldn’t wear pink fuzzy socks.

Not sure what that was about.

BUT, I do get tired of the same old cliche valentine’s day cards, and am determined to mix things up a little. I have already chosen mine, so I shall not post it, just in case the husband randomly decides to read a post or two, but I present to you…

Valentine’s that don’t make you roll your eyes!!!

what can i say? Cept, shake it!

It’s a decoder card, man. Embrace the nerd!

I got a pickle, I got a pickle, I got a pickle hey hey hey hey!

Cuz I’m fashionable AND mentally unstable… whole package, baby.

I only speak the truth…

 

Yeah, yeah… rub it in why don’t you.

 

Links to purchase, if you so wish, are in all the captions. Cuz I’m considerate.

I share.