A Generation of Ermahgerd

Am I the only one that really hopes this new trend loses steam? I mean errrrmahgerrrd what the fuck does that even say??? That is literally the only phrase written in this new tech-speak that I can even remotely translate! Your meme? Not funny. Can’t be funny because a meme relys on people being able to read the damn thing and guess what.

Why is this even happening! As annoying as text-speak can be at least there’s a purpose to it. Lazy? Use one letter for a three letter word. In a hurry? Fuck punctuation, but really? errrmagerrrd? It takes two minutes to even decide how many r’s should be in there.

Also, hello politically incorrect. The only thing I can figure is that this is an attempt at typing in an accent, but what accent?

Retard.

That’s it. That’s the only possible answer and the only guess a relatively sane person would come up with. That shit’s not british, and it sure as shit isn’t australian or irish. Where are the rightously angry mothers forming mobs to tar and feather the fuckers mocking the intellectually challenged?

I demand a rightously angry mob, damnit!

Ok I looked it up on knowyourmeme.com and apparently it is also known as gersberms and berks and is meant to display a lisp. A lisp….Last I checked people with lisps have trouble with S’s people. They would not pronounce or as errrr.

So please, stop. Just stop. Before the world ends and our brain matter turns to goo.

Awhile back I did a Translation of bible verses into our generations lingo.The results are humorous, as well as slightly depressing. It takes beautifully written language and turns it into “Yo, bro! Waz uuuup?”

Examples….

“Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.” = Everyone is a fucking douchbag, yo. Don’t trust’em.

“For I am with you, and no one is going to attack and harm you, because I have many people in this city.”-=Relax man, I know a guy.

“Give, and it shall be given to you. For whatever measure you deal out to others, it will be dealt to you in return.”= Karma’s a bitch, dude.

“Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.” = TEAM EDWARD!

Now, you think that’s bad? Take Gersberms into account and you get:

“Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.” = led hahoo ith widou shin cadth der fowst stoon.

My fingernails hurt just typing that shit. So IN CONCLUSION….

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