Spammers Think I’m Perverted…

Do they personalize what kind of spam they send to you? Because if so, I’m afraid the interwebs may think I’m a pervert.

Now that my blog gets at least a couple views a day, I am getting more and more spam comments. Some seem friendly enough,
I mean, a cruel person wouldn’t offer me the chance for an “erotic date with a woman or man of my choice”
That would actually be a pretty generous offer if I weren’t married and Brad Pitt, circa Interview With a Vampire, was an option.

The sexcam advertisers also seems very friendly, as they thanked me for my charity car show post. Which is here…

https://psychofab.wordpress.com/2012/10/01/hey-guess-what/

Who knew sexual deviants cared so much about children’s health? I feel like I’ve been overly judgemental of the sexspammers. They have hearts too, apparently.
Also to Mittie, no I don’t know what Penis Advantage is? Unless you’re referring to how guys can totally pee in the woods no problem, while girls have to do this awkward squat and wiggle thing to pee and dry off without getting pee all on ourselves.

Aside from that, I see very little advantage to having one of my most sensitive organs protrude from my body, hanging dangerously close to every metal zipper on every pair of pants known to man.

Just saying.

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4 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. nosleepandcrazy
    Oct 06, 2012 @ 09:21:09

    Don’t forget, they can write their names in the snow too…. fucking penis heads

    Reply

  2. JohhnyNo
    Oct 06, 2012 @ 20:50:53

    I mistakenly clicked a link a friend sent me awhile ago. Now I get very explicit gay porn pics from a yahoo group. EVERY DAY!!! Which would be fine if:
    A) I was a man
    B) I was gay
    C) I wasn’t so fed up with men right now the very thought of penises makes me want to punch someone.
    LOL

    Reply

  3. Natalie the Singingfool
    Oct 09, 2012 @ 10:58:45

    Now that I have more than three pageviews a day, I’ve noticed the crazies flocking nigh over at my blog too – they are tricksy with mine, and try to make them sound like “normal” comments with misspellings and strange grammar.

    Reply

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