Um…Maybe you should see a doctor about that…

So I haz a lizard. We eyeball him nervously every five seconds for any signs of illness or lack of eating.

We have joyous dreams of when he gets older, and we can ride him around on a remote controlled truck like the bad ass he is.

We want to take hilariously captioned pictures, where he is Godzilla, attacking unsuspecting Asian peeps.

But i don’t have any Asian toys….so…I Googled “Asian action figures.

This is the first thing i see….

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Fire? Blood? Smurf or gnome? So many questions.

This is the second…

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Ninja-Bama!

Make of this what you will.

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3 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Seasweetie
    Dec 28, 2012 @ 12:44:46

    Exactly where is that squirt of blood coming from????? And I totally need a Ninjobama.

    Reply

  2. nosleepandcrazy
    Jan 03, 2013 @ 06:47:46

    Do you want to borrow my lucky sparkly reindeer panties? You could let him sleep on them and I bet he will grow big and strong and you will have to get him mothra toys

    Reply

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