You Carry It Where?

So,

I step on the elevator and over hear this one-sided conversation.

Girl on phone: “No no no, you’re supposed to carry it between your legs.

Yeah…and when it goes in the toilet it, like, changes the color of the water.

Well, it should change the color.

Maybe you’re not doing it right.

Between your legs, yeah.”

Ok, so, what in The Fuck was the person on the other line saying? I don’t think I’ve ever carried anything between my legs…and certainly not anything that had magical water changing properties???

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7 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Valerie
    Jan 28, 2013 @ 21:06:13

    I’m dying to know what the fuck it is… It’s like, the greatest riddle ever!

    Hugs!

    Valerie

    Reply

  2. nosleepandcrazy
    Jan 29, 2013 @ 03:57:29

    I NEED to know this…. I will go up to that person and ask them wtf they meant if you just direct me to them

    Reply

  3. ShatteredReflections
    Jan 29, 2013 @ 13:37:53

    id like to know as well..

    Reply

    • psychofab
      Jan 30, 2013 @ 08:22:47

      I’m trying to figure out a non-creepy way to casually ask “So…what do you have between your legs???” I’m stumped.

      Reply

      • ShatteredReflections
        Jan 30, 2013 @ 15:34:08

        sometimes i am so tempted to ask the person what they are talking about on the phone.. so curious.. but then i dont say a thing.

  4. Katie
    Jan 30, 2013 @ 06:31:35

    What the hell… That’s a stumper.

    Reply

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